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   Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

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   “O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

   A few moments later…

   “Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

   O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

   A few moments later…

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   A few moments later…

   “Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

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