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		<title>Match the lead story to the website</title>
		<link>http://www.eightdotthree.net/2010/03/match-the-lead-story-to-the-website/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always find it fascinating to look at the various news websites after something like the healthcare reform vote last night. It&#8217;s pretty clear to me that if you&#8217;re only going to one news source for your news you&#8217;re doing it wrong. Landmark health care reform heads to Obama&#8217;s desk A sweeping bill overhauling the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always find it fascinating to look at the various news websites after something like the healthcare reform vote last night. It&#8217;s pretty clear to me that if you&#8217;re only going to one news source for your news you&#8217;re doing it wrong.</p>

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<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/03/22/health.care.main/index.html?hpt=T1">Landmark health care reform heads to Obama&#8217;s desk</a><br />
A sweeping bill overhauling the U.S. medical system goes to President Obama&#8217;s desk on Monday to be signed into law.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/03/22/stupak-called-baby-killer-house-floor/">Stupak Called &#8216;Baby Killer&#8217; on House Floor</a><br />
Following the vote on the massive health bill, Republicans challenged the Democratic bill&#8217;s language barring federal funding of abortions, saying it was weak and would effectively allow public funding for abortions.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35977921/ns/politics-health_care_reform/">The House passed the overhaul — now what?</a><br />
Relieved Democrats may still be celebrating   the passage of landmark health care overhaul legislation, but Republicans in the Senate still have an opportunity to try to derail the bill.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/21/health-care-bill-passes-l_n_507714.html">Health Care Bill PASSES</a><br />
After more than a year of virulent debate, Democrats marched through a throng of jeering protesters, whose slurs recalled a Washington of the 1960s &#8212; when the party forced civil rights legislation and Medicare through a fiercely divided Congress. Against unified Republican opposition, they built on that foundation Sunday with the passage of a health care reform bill that extends coverage to 32 million Americans and tightly regulates the insurance industry.</p>
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<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8579322.stm">US House passes historic health reform</a><br />
The US House of Representatives has narrowly voted to pass a landmark healthcare reform bill at the heart of President Barack Obama&#8217;s agenda.</p>
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		<title>A couple videos from the snowpocalypse</title>
		<link>http://www.eightdotthree.net/2010/02/a-couple-videos-from-the-snowpocalypse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Penelope]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Digging Out Penelope Pooping]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Digging Out</h3>

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<h3>Penelope Pooping</h3>

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		<title>Southwest &#8220;Early Bird Check-in&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.eightdotthree.net/2009/09/southwest-early-bird-check-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Southwest Airlines has this sweet new service called Early Bird Check-in. It works like this, you give them $10 for each leg of your trip and they will reserve a seat for you! Other airlines already do this. It&#8217;s called reserving a seat.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Southwest Airlines has this sweet new service called <a href="http://www.swabiz.com/flight/early-bird-retrieve-reservation.html">Early Bird Check-in.</a> It works like this, you give them $10 for each leg of your trip and they will reserve a seat for you!</p>

<p>Other airlines already do this. It&#8217;s called reserving a seat.</p>
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		<title>Penelope Orbit freakout</title>
		<link>http://www.eightdotthree.net/2008/05/penelope-orbitz-freakout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 02:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Penelope seriously hates the Orbit commercials, she can be in a dead silent sleep and the horn will wake her up.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Penelope seriously hates the Orbit commercials, she can be in a dead silent sleep and the horn will wake her up.</p>

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		<title>Design Coding</title>
		<link>http://www.eightdotthree.net/2008/04/design-coding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Randy sent this today, thought it was hysterical. I think he could have really acted it out a little more, like SNL&#8217;s Lazy Sunday. [/embed]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.randyhumphries.com/">Randy</a> sent this today, thought it was hysterical. I think he could have really acted it out a little more, like SNL&#8217;s Lazy Sunday.</p>

<p>[/embed]</p>
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